17 Hilarious Anti-Theft Signs


I hate you, bike thief! (Link)



Did you get that, thief? (Link)



Jack and Sarah in Tacoma, Washington, both spotted this note taped to the window of a coffee shop outside the Fort Lewis military base in Tillicum. While I particularly enjoy the slow crescendo of this note, I'm not sure the manager of the H&R Block across the street would feel the same. (Link | Via)



Creative, ha? (Link)
 

Tanned thieves! (Link)



She also ‘stoled' his orthography knowledge! Priceless... (Link)



Sign posted on a car sitting in a Short North parking lot in Columbus. (Link)



A ball for a ball. (Link)






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Stock market crash. (Link)



Effective policy! (Link)



Evelyn Border, 56, holds up a sign outside a Pennsylvania courthouse, admitting to stealing a giftcard from a nine-year-old child after she left it on a shelf in a WalMart store. (Link)



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Most honest bumper sticker ever!



The hunt is on! (Link)



Hamburglar... (Link)
 

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