Sewer, Gas & Electric -- This horrendous cover practically dares you not to read the book. Bizarre, awful colors, text going every direction, and a floating shark? Pass. (Buy it here)
Twilight of Briareus -- Creepiest kid ever. Significantly less awe-inspiring than the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey; it's mostly just eerie. (Buy it here)
The Secret of the Mansion -- Not sure where Honey Wheeler's other hand is but, judging by Trixie Belden's expression, it must be someplace interesting... (Buy it here)
12 Ugliest Book Covers Zombie Raccoons and Killer Bunnies -- Oh, the helpless face on that racoon, the anger problems of our friend bunny, priceless. (Buy it her…Read More...